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Maddie-Moo iPod Addict
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| Subject: Lyrics that make you laugh Fri May 23, 2008 7:42 pm | |
| any songs you can find that just seem funny to you?
Dear Diary
Mood: Apathetic
My life is spiraling downward I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like “Stab My Heart Because I Love You” and “Rip Apart My Soul” and of course “Stabby Rip Stab Stab” And It doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either…Like that guy from that band can do...Some days, ya know...
I’m an emo kid, non-conforming as can be. You’d be non-conforming too if you looked just like me I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag 'Cause our dudes look like chicks, and our chicks look like dykes Cause emo is one step below transvestite
Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo
I don’t jump around when I go to shows I must be emo
I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween I have no real problems but I like to make believe I stole my sister’s mascara now I’m grounded for a week Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies I can’t get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing Girls keep breaking up with me, it’s never any fun They say they already have a pussy, they don’t need another one.
Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo
I don’t jump around when I go to shows I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes I must be emo
my life is just a black abyss... ya know..it’s so dark. And it’s suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way.
When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth You can read me “Catcher in the Rye” and watch me jack off I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life If I said I like girls, I’d only be half right.
I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo I must be emo
Screw Xbox I play old school Nintendo I must be emo
I like to whine and hit my parentals I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones I must be emo
My parents don’t get me ya know They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy… Well, a couple guys. But, I mean it’s the 2000’s. Can’t 2…or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay? I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. I don’t know diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me. You’re my best friend.
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Lara Jesse's Girl!!
Number of posts : 1877 Age : 29 Location : Justin McCalum is my new imaginary boyfriend Sanity : (sexy voice) how sane do you want me to be ;) Registration date : 2007-08-02
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Fri May 23, 2008 8:37 pm | |
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Maddie-Moo iPod Addict
Number of posts : 1627 Age : 29 Location : In La Push, Chatting up Seth Sanity : what is this sanity you speak of? Registration date : 2007-07-30
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Fri May 23, 2008 9:50 pm | |
| I just bought it off of iTunes!
I'M AN EMO KID! NON CONFERMING AS CAN BEEE!! lol | |
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Lara Jesse's Girl!!
Number of posts : 1877 Age : 29 Location : Justin McCalum is my new imaginary boyfriend Sanity : (sexy voice) how sane do you want me to be ;) Registration date : 2007-08-02
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Fri May 23, 2008 9:54 pm | |
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waffle "M" Specialist
Number of posts : 667 Age : 29 Location : wishing someone would stop hanging up on me long enough for me to say sorry Sanity : sk8ing Registration date : 2007-07-31
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Sun May 25, 2008 5:59 pm | |
| i like that song but i dont member what its called | |
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Lara Jesse's Girl!!
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Sun May 25, 2008 7:47 pm | |
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Maddie-Moo iPod Addict
Number of posts : 1627 Age : 29 Location : In La Push, Chatting up Seth Sanity : what is this sanity you speak of? Registration date : 2007-07-30
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Sun May 25, 2008 8:52 pm | |
| it's the emo kid song! How about So Nice So Smart but Kimya Dawson?
I was quiet as a mouse When i snuck into your house And took roofies with your spouse In a nit and out a louse And lice are lousy all the time They suck your blood drink your wine Say shut up and quit your crying Give it time and you'll be fine
You're so nice and you're so smart You're such a good friend i hafta break your heart Tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart Just pretend i didn't tear your world apart
I like boys with strong convictions And convicts with perfect diction Underdogs with good intentions Amputees with stamp collections Plywood skinboards ride the ocean Salty noses suntan lotion Always seriously joking And rambunctiously soft-spoken I like boys that like their mothers And i have a thing for brothers But they always wait til we're under the covers To say i'm sure glad we're not lovers
You're so nice and you're so smart You're such a good friend i hafta break your heart Tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart Just pretend i didn't tear your world apart
I like my new bunnysuit I like my new bunnysuit I like my new bunnysuit When i wear it i feel cute
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Lara Jesse's Girl!!
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Mon May 26, 2008 11:32 am | |
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Maddie-Moo iPod Addict
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Mon May 26, 2008 12:24 pm | |
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Lara Jesse's Girl!!
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Thu May 29, 2008 6:28 pm | |
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Revykinz Revsy Darlink
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:46 pm | |
| i like the song Ur So Gay by Katy Perry.
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf While jacking off listening to Mozart You b*tch and moan about LA Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway You don’t eat meat And drive electrical cars You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys No you don’t even like No you don’t even like No you don’t even like boys You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys No you don’t even like No you don’t even like No you don’t even like…
You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal Secretly you’re so amused That nobody understands you I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than…
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys No you don’t even like No you don’t even like No you don’t even like boys You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys No you don’t even like No you don’t even like No you don’t even like…
You walk around like you’re oh so debonair You pull ‘em down and there’s really nothing there I wish you would just be real with me
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys No you don’t even like No you don’t even like No you don’t even like boys You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys No you don’t even like No you don’t even like Oh no no no no no no no You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys No you don’t even like No you don’t even like No you don’t even like boys You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys No you don’t even like No you don’t even like No you don’t even like… PENIS
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Lara Jesse's Girl!!
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:39 pm | |
| i love the song i kissed a girl by katy perry | |
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waffle "M" Specialist
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:07 pm | |
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Lara Jesse's Girl!!
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:57 pm | |
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Maddie-Moo iPod Addict
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:45 pm | |
| One of The Boys is my new favorite. And it makes me laugh. Idk why...
Arg. the computer is being stupid. It won't let me copy the lyrics *hisses @ computer screen* | |
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Lara Jesse's Girl!!
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:33 pm | |
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ThinkGeek Clicky
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:15 pm | |
| Thats your horoscope for today
Aquarius There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day
Pisces Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say
Aries The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
Taurus You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) That's your horoscope for today
Gemini Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
Cancer The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test
Leo Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik
Virgo All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) That's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of the is absolutely true.
Where was I?
Libra A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week
Scorpio Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak
Sagittarius All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them) Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den
Capricorn The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay) That's your horoscope for today | |
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Lara Jesse's Girl!!
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:10 pm | |
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ThinkGeek Clicky
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:34 pm | |
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Maddie-Moo iPod Addict
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:34 pm | |
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Lara Jesse's Girl!!
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:23 pm | |
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ThinkGeek Clicky
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:50 pm | |
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Maddie-Moo iPod Addict
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:50 pm | |
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Lara Jesse's Girl!!
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| Subject: Re: Lyrics that make you laugh Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:41 pm | |
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